Payment in kind

Ella: Is there a cost to my surprise present?
Me: Yes! A kiss.
Ella: Hiissssssss.
Me: No. A kiss.
Ella: Hiiiiissssssss.
Me: No! K- K- Kiss!
Ella: I don’t understand your point.

Snakes in Hats.

Talk to me. Seriously. Mostly in the form of compliments.